Friend: we were remarking on how hot michael phelps is,
when he's in the water,
with a swim cap and coated with sexy chlorinated water
but when he gets out and starts talking,
it's like 'put that back'
me: he has too many teeth or something
Friend: 'that's not what we came here to see'
hahahaha
me: and his head shape troubles me
Friend: nose is really big?
me: i don't think that's it
it's really the mouthful of teeth
and the head shape sans swimcap
Friend: sigh, what a shame
me: it's weird-- i saw some pics of him as a little kid and he looked like he would turn out normal
and his sisters are pretty
i kept waiting for him to grow out of his awkward stage, but alas, he's 23 now
i think that ship has sailed
Friend: you KEPT waiting?
........
me: hahah-- from the last olympics
Friend: ahem?
stalker alert!!!
me: hhhaa, he's my tv boyfriend of the moment
ACTUALLY
i SWEAR i think i've seen him
Friend: yeah...on your walls, on the creepy posters that you have up?
me: like 4 years ago at a rest stop on I-95
hhaha
if i got posters, i might have to find one where he has his swim cap and goggles on
Friend: circa the last olympics?
hahaha
http://images.google.com/images?q=michael%20phelps&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B2GGGL_enIN176US207&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
me: yeah, it was prolly several months to a year after athens?
i can't remember for sure
but i SWEAR i saw him at the rest stop, and was thisclose to asking but chickened out cuz i wasn't sure
then i later found out that he's FROM baltimore
and realized it must've been him
Friend: MUST have!!!!
awww
missed opportunity darlin'
me: then i couldve called myself a proper stalker
took a scan of the pics u linked-- didn't see one that i liked
haha
i prefer the ones with less... face
Friend: you should've said at the rest stop
'could u put this BK bag over your head?'
me: hhahaha
Friend: 'and take off your shirt.'
me: hahahahah
yes
Friend: 'you are going to feel a big splash of water.'
'do not be alarmed.'
me: HAHAHAHHAH
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